Today
2026-04-01
Joke 01
我請 AI 幫我減少工作量，結果它先幫我做了一份更完整的工作量分析。
I asked AI to reduce my workload, and it responded by preparing an even more complete workload analysis first.
Joke 02
我把待辦清單丟給 AI，結果它回我：『這不是清單，這是求救訊號。』
I gave my to-do list to AI, and it replied: “This isn’t a list. This is a distress signal.”
Joke 03
我叫 AI 幫我寫情書，它寫完後問我要不要順便做 A/B test，看哪個版本比較容易成功脫單。
I asked AI to write me a love letter. When it finished, it asked whether I wanted to run an A/B test to see which version had a better chance of getting me a date.